Yesterday's Not-So Laughable Moments

1. Puddy puked in the passenger seat en route to Branson.
2. It took W two hours to fall asleep at Matt & Michele's house.
3. A silver-hair nearly ran me off the road on 65.
4. Didn't have my contacts in and put R's antibiotic cream on my toothbrush.
5. Rock hit and cracked my windshield on 44.
6. W fell off of Matt & Michele's bed.
7. Am pretty sure W ate a few dog food kiblets.

What I Ate Yesterday

1. Steel cut oats, banana slices, brown sugar & chocolate soymilk
2. Strawberry yogurt, water
3. Vegetable burrito, chips, water
4. Bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, soymilk
5. Spinach lasagna, spinach salad, garlic bread, Coca-Cola

Foods I'm Working On Winnie Liking

1. Vegetable soup
2. Cereal with milk
3. Corn chowder
4. Boca burger
5. Pinto beans
6. Raspberries
7. Smoothies
8. Baked potato
9. Pimento cheese
10. Beets
11. Oatmeal

Good Office Moments

1. When Michael burned himself making bacon in bed on his George Foreman grill

2. When Michael is confronted about his "Miss Terious" ladies suit

3. When Micheal asks Ryan to come into the stall to help him- "bring a towel"

4. Kelly singing the boyfriend song after Jim and Darryl played ping pong

5. When Darryl taught Michael those lines to use at corporate

6. Ryan asking Bob Vance, "Now what line of work are you in again?"

7. Meredith's outfit at the company picnic playing volleyball

8. Michael's face when Meredith flashes him after the office Christmas party

9. Michael saying he always makes too much guacamole

10. Moes (what is his name, Mose? Moes?) running alongside Jim's car when they were driving to the beet farm

11. Dwight freezing Angela's dead cat in the freezer and it clawing through the bags of frozen vegetables

12. Michael asking Holly, "Did Darryl touch you?" on the drive to Utica

13. Michael drinking his scotch- "tastes like splenda, gets you drunk like scotch"

14. Kevin learning to transfer calls and Andy says "you're murdering the Nard Dog"

Thing I Must Do Every Day

1. Spray and wipe the kitchen counters
2. Put on mascara
3. Be outside...at least for 15 minutes
4. Drink water
5. Check my email and facebook
6. Pray for my family
7. Put on chapstick

Grocery List

1. Craisins
2. Chocolate chips
3. Carrot cans
4. Apples
5. Strawberries
6. Soymilk and W's milk
7. Orange juice
8. Boca burgers
9. Soy taco
10. Chicken
11. Pizza dough
12. Tortilla chips

Weekend To-Do List

1. Wash all the bedding
2. Clean the bathroom
3. Do W's nails
4. Write some thank you notes
5. Mop the floors
6. Make snacks for house group
7. Give Rush a bath