My Text History Names

1. My husband

2. Margie Mc.

3. Melinda H.

4. Tracy

5. Aaron R.

6. Mom

7. Dad

8. Matt

9. Chang

10. Missy L.

11. Blaine W.

12. Stephen B.

13. Ben A.

14. Lauren E.

15. Josh L.

16. Jaimie A.

You're Invited To My Dream Wedding

1. You'd get this in the mail

2. If he was game, Joshua Jackson- groom. If not, I guess I'd marry Andy again.

3. Would have the ceremony in Bella Vista, AR at the Mildred B. Cooper Memorial Chapel

4. I would have pink dogwood trees placed in the front of the chapel instead of flower arrangements

5. I would wear Vera Wang's Esther gown (no bow in the front, however. I think this was Ivanka Trump's gown) with blue heels underneath

6. Twilight and Mist played by a violin and piano when I walk down the aisle

7. No bridesmaids or groomsmen...I love the idea of having just the bride and groom and pastor at the front of the church

8. Our friend Mark would marry us

9. Be Thou My Vision and Just As I Am sung at the wedding. Iron & Wine could do that because I'll need them later, too.

10. I would have Mark read our "Story of Us"- our stories up until the wedding instead of doing a homily/sermon

11. People would throw flower petals when we walk out of the chapel. I love that. And the band would play Flightless Bird, American Mouth as we left (it's lyrics aren't really in line with a wedding, but I love that song and it's my wedding)

12. The reception would be in the Fountain Garden at the Crescent Hotel in Eureka Springs

13. White tents and little Christmas lights and dogwood trees with antique lanterns hanging from them everywhere

14. Guests would pick a penny from a Mason jar to toss into the fountain and make a wish to us newlyweds

15. During the reception, I'd change into THIS DRESS and a pair of cowboy boots

16. Food would be a burger bar and sweet potato fry station and fruit kabobs and macaroni-n-cheese in cups and Arnold Palmers for everyone

17. For dessert, I would bring in a funnel cake stand from Silver Dollar City and the cake would be coconut cream with flaked coconut all over it and decorated with pussy willow branches

18. Alison Krauss + Union Station would play us some bluegrass at the reception, and we'd dance, dance, dance

19. We'd have an old-time black and white photo booth that spits out the strips of photos

20. The party favors would be little trees you can take home and plant

21. All of our guest would stay the night at the Crescent Hotel and we'd have a huge brunch the next morning

22. Honeymoon in Vancouver

Qualities I Especially Dislike In People

1. People with chips on their shoulder

2. Overly defensive people

3. People who have a short fuse/quick to anger

4. When people always think their opinion is fact

5. People who flaunt their intelligence as a way to feel important

6. People who always play the victim

7. People who can't take a joke

People Waiting For Our Flight

1. Man in a Razorback t-shirt and two types of camo
2. Two teenagers with brown hair and dyed red bangs who I just explained what volunteers on a flight were
3. Man in full army fatigues
4. Guy named Muhammed who brought too many personal items. Including his "pillowbag"
5. Guy in a t-shirt featuring a widemouth bass about to take a bite
6. Two types of camo guy has a fancily-dresses wife
7. Big guy dressed in all black wearing a Omaha Nighthawks jersey
8. Some lady who looks like she stepped right off the set of Real Housewives of New Jersey
9. An old lady who was so nervous about her luggage
10. College boy wearing a flourescent pink Delta Gamma hat
11. College girl wearing an Aggies jersey and knee high gladiator sandals
12. Two men, both shoed in what I would consider "waders" I would've worn to teach canoe at Kanakuk
13. Man wearing a t-shirt that says he's an "Amazing Dad with Magic Money"
14. A girl about my age who made me think "we are going to LA, not St. Barts"
15. A guy who clearly idolizes The Situation.

10 Most Fatal Occupations (list taken from listverse)

1. Cell phone tower workers

2. Commercial fisherman

3. Pilots and flight engineers

4. Lumberjacks

5. Steel and iron construction workers

6. Refuse collectors

7. Farmers and ranchers

8. Roofers

9. Electrical power workers

10. Truckers