Thursday

Random Memories Of Birthdays Past

(per Cathy's request)
1. I always think I remember receiving this rabbit and gnome musical figurine, but I got it when I was 2. Is it possible that I remember that? My only other really early memory was when I was about 3 or 4.
2. I always had a pink birthday cake. Every year...strawberry cake with strawberry icing.
3. Our family friend Chris K. used to take me to eat Shoney's breakfast buffet for my birthday.
4. One year he also took me to the SMSU bookstore and I picked out a really nice SMS Lady Bears sweatshirt. It was my favorite shirt for years.
5. I had a party at the skating rink in Springfield. My mom had a panda bear cake made for me.
6. I got in trouble by my 2nd grade teacher for not inviting one of my friends to my party. She made me. That's weird now that I remember it. The girl did come. I don't know why I didn't invite her, because she was one of my best friends.
7. My friend Tasha got me a "Get in Shape Girls" set once. I thought I had died and gone to heaven. It had a cassette tape, hand weights, etc. Tasha was really good at presents.
8. My favorite party was one where I invited friends to play at the park, my mom made spaghetti, and I had a sleepover. Guests were: Tasha, Shawna, Rachal, Elizabeth, and Amber.
9. At the above awesome party, my little sister also invited her friends Tara and Reagan.
10. Again, same party...I wish I could post a photo of my little sister's outfit for this party. Unbelievable.
11. My only surprise party was my 16th birthday. It was a bit lame. My mom really didn't know who to invite, so she left my best friend Katy in charge. Katy knew it might be social suicide, so she only invited some people from church (let's face it, they were dorks) and my 3 best friends at the time.
12. At that party, my friend Whitney stood on my kitchen counter with a German beer stein of my dad's and sang a German beer song. My dad loved it.
13. On my 17th birthday, I was really drunk at a party and kept wandering around saying, "It's my birthday, see my new shoes?!" I later passed out in my friend Sam's Jeep. He got me home somehow.
14. My 21st birthday was less wild...went to the local coffee shop with my 15 year old small group girls. They bought me a really nice pair of roller blades. Loved it!
15. For my 30th birthday, I was super pregnant with R. We ate dinner at my choice, Fitz's, and bought some furniture for our house at Good Works.
16. A sent me to Chicago with my big sister for my 31st. So fun!
17. On my 16th birthday, my parents got me a beautiful dark gray Honda Accord. I LOVED that car. I would drive it happily right now. Too bad I totaled it 2 months later.
18. My parents got me a beautiful diamond necklace for my 18th birthday.
19. For my 20th birthday, we had K-Life club (I was a volunteer leader) The K-Life guys wheeled out this huge cardboard cake and this really weird (at the time, I'm sure he's totally normal now) guy busted out and danced on me.

Wednesday

To -do Today

1. Boil up some pintos
2. Find W some winter shoes
4. File and paint my LONG nails
5. Fight the temptation to not clean my kitchen countertops (I'm for no reason at all trying to see how long I can go...it's been four days)
6. Vacuum and dust
7. Straighten my hair. It's been curly for 2 weeks now.
8. Decide on Christmas gifts for the kiddos
9. Cheer on the JBS Bombers football team

Tuesday

My Favorite Insult Names I Wish Were More Popular

1. Skank bag
2. Carpetbagger
3. Liver lips
4. Rat bastard
5. Fat face
6. Redcoat
7. Titty baby

Monday

Some Of The Characters We Trick-or-Treated With Last Night

1. Indian
2. Cowboy
3. Yoda
4. Hamburger
5. Banana
6. Monkey
7. Firefighter
8. Witch
9. Velma (from Scooby Doo)
10. Hannah Montana
11. Storm Trooper
12. Princess Leia
13. Clown
14. Elmo

Sunday

Savings I Experienced Grocery Shopping Today

(this is dedicated to Kerry)
1. $1 Off Organic Valley Cheese
2. $1 Off Organic Valley Butter
3. $1 Off Nasoya Tofu
4. $1 Off Food Should Taste Good Chips
4. 75cents Off 365 Brand Pasta Sauce
5. $2 Off Gardein strips
6. Chex Mix coupon...don't remember
7. Saved 50cents at Whole Foods for bringing my own bags
8. Odwalla Juice Smoothies were 2 for $4, so we stocked up
9. Apples were 1/2 price
10. 75cents off Buttermilk Biscuits
11. $1.50 Off Gorilla Munch cereal

Saturday

My Lazy Day

1. Slept until 11:30
2. Ate lunch- Gardein strips and brown rice with cheezy sauce
3. Took a two hour nap
4. Quick run to the grocer
5. Popcorn and movie with the kiddos...The Land Before Time
6. Supper- PBJs and apples for the kiddos, baked sweet potato with greek yogurt, walnuts, and salsa for me
7. Watching the Razorback game on the computer. GO HOGS!
8. Bath and a magazine

Friday

Things I Don't Like Thinking About Because They Freak Me Out

1. How telephones work...how do our voices travel along phone lines???
2. Don't even get me started on cell phones
3. Acrobats and Contortionists
4. And, how do radios work?
5. Kidnapping
6. The production of weird foods like Twinkies and Cheese Puffs and marshmallows
7. The solar system
8. This weird recurring dream/image/daydream I had my whole childhood that years later showed up in a David Gray song
9. How our bodies work...we don't really think, "You have an itchy leg. Okay, brain, make your arm scratch that itch." It just all happens.
10. Airplanes
11. Boats
12. My information that's just out there for anyone to hack into
13. Lady Gaga's meat outfit
14. Those big black round earrings that guys pierce their ears with
15. Okay, and how do TVs work? Clearly I have a problem with any type of technology