Thursday

Things I Would Change About The World (don't be expecting world peace or anything)

1. Get rid of the ridiculous reality shows (keep the good ones...I'll be the judge)
2. Outlaw all casinos (they really to me are all that is wrong with the world)
3. Institute fines for spitting on the sidewalk in STL
4. For people to know the truth about what is in what we eat and what is truly bad for us without powerful influence
5. Make people pass competency tests before they can have children
6. More expectant mother parking
7. Getting rid of pennies from our money system, or you know, maybe cash altogether. I haven't really thought this one through. Pennies just seem so ridiculous and money is just really filthy.
8. Gas stations would be modernized so that I don't have to get out and touch that nasty pump
9. Highway 40 would magically be done today
10. Random old people would be outlawed from giving me "advice" and "pointers" concerning my parenting/Winnie in general

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