If I Needed To Get Rid Of Evidence, I Would...

(all fingerprints wiped off first)

1. No return address and mail it somewhere random

2. Tie a brick to it and throw it off the MLK Bridge. (No one's going to go looking in the Big Muddy)

3. Burn it in my parent's backyard

4. Cover it in peanut butter and give it to my dog

5. Just put it in the dumpster

6. If it's something other than a gun, put it in a Washington Ave trash can and hope a homeless person takes it as their own

7. Knock a hole in our wall, put it in there, patch and paint over it to cover the hole

8. Without telling them, hide it at one of my friend's houses