2. Clean the balcony
3. Clean underneath my stove top range
4. Get the three pesky spots off of our bedroom carpet
5. Iron all of Andy's work shirts
6. Wash the guest bathroom shower curtain
7. Clean the laundry room
8. Find a spot for all of the things that don't have a spot
9. Give me a full body massage
I will "go" through your clothes (and take your clothes.) Leave the balcony for me to clean. Also the stove. In fact, all of it. Except ironing. I'm not very good at that. Unless Andy just likes his shirts put in the dryer. I can do that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, right, like I'm going to leave it for you. You are part of the reason I want to get it done. I have to maintain my cleanliness reputation for my house guests, even in my bloated state. I'm going to instead, lavish you with gifts.
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