What I Wish I Would've Known Before Becoming A Parent

1. You shouldn't judge mothers. Because chances are someday if you have kids you will do it and say it, and your kids will wear it, eat it, drink it, or get bribed with it.

2. You should go on as many trips as you can before you have kids. It gets really hard to do things after they come along.

3. You will never look as good as you look now.

4. You will never be as cool as you are now.

5. Never say never.