April's Rules For A Potential New Roommate (From Parks & Recreation)

1. You can't use the front door, you have to climb in through the window
2. No personal phone conversations
3. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, use the formal usted
4. No electricity after 6 pm
5. If you ever watch sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see if you have been crying
6. No noise on Mondays
7. No TV after breakfast


  1. I rarely watch P&R but I saw this episode over my boyfriend's shoulder the other day - it was hilarious!! I love the one about the sad movie!

  2. My most FAVORITE show in the world.

  3. Thank you for posting these rules. I was looking for them so I could share number three with my sister.