April's Rules For A Potential New Roommate (From Parks & Recreation)

1. You can't use the front door, you have to climb in through the window

2. No personal phone conversations

3. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, use the formal usted

4. No electricity after 6 pm

5. If you ever watch sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see if you have been crying

6. No noise on Mondays

7. No TV after breakfast