Tuesday

Weird Things I Do

1. Make sure all of the stuffed animals are arranged comfortably in the toy box
2. Tuck in W's dolls/animals in her bed most mornings
3. Comb through her ponies and dolls hair so that they don't get ratty more often than I should
4. Check the toilet constantly while I am on it because I have a fear of a snake swimming up and biting me
5. Spend hours looking for missing pieces to toys because I hate losing things. I spent an hour this morning looking for a lost wooden donut (found it) and it drives me crazy that a little horse from the Little People manger is STILL missing
6. Hate wasting food...not because of wasted money, but because I feel sad for the food...that it couldn't fulfill it's food destiny (as Phoebe might say)
7. Love rubbing the tip of my tongue into the ledge my impacted wisdom teeth left
8. Put clean dishes and silverware at the bottom of the stacks so that some plates, spoons, bowls, etc don't get used more than the others
9. Think that my iPhone is going to cause my fingers to fall off because of cancer
10. At the risk of sounding judgmental or preachy, I'll just say that I have A LOT of food rules
11. I stand between my toothbrush and the toilet when I flush
12. Give myself gingivitis because I brush way too hard
13. Hate when people are overly-critical of their college athletes--they are so young! People forget they are unpaid college kids.
14. Don't ever take ice in my drinks

3 comments:

  1. I"m afraid of toilet creatures too!!

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  2. We are sisters!!! Except I haven't had my wisdom teeth removed, don't know if I've ever had gingivitis, and I've never really worried about a snake in the toilet. But I haven't had your snake bathroom experience! Other than that, I'm pretty much right on with ya. Oh, except I don't always do #8, but now that I think about it, I SHOULD. I don't want to hurt the lower plates' feelings. Ryan isn't always pleased with my #13 thoughts. And when I'm typing around on my phone too long, my hand gets tingly, and I'm convinced the cancer is spreading into my hand and arm.

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